People asking babies to undertake adult workloads is one of my favourite things
And he’s just looking like, “Fuck out my face. Teletubbies is on, and you blocking the screen.”
in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out
The worst part about liking classical music is when you forget the name of a piece and you can’t google the lyrics because there are none
couldn’t agree more
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.
That makes it a plant.
Chocolate is salad.